Teacher! What is the purpose of having school?

When i joke they take it seriously. When i’m serious they take it as a joke.

Student: Would you punish me for smoothing I didn’t do?

I have a Smartphone, Smart TV, Smart Fridge, and Smart AC, and I’m essentially the dumbest thing in my house.

Don’t break anybody’s heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206.

Behind every angry woman stands a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong!