May be if we start telling people that the brain is an app, they’ll start using it!

“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”

Student: Would you punish me for smoothing I didn’t do?

They said don’t give up your dream. So i went back to sleep.

I have a Smartphone, Smart TV, Smart Fridge, and Smart AC, and I’m essentially the dumbest thing in my house.

Behind every angry woman stands a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong!