Student: Teacher!

Teacher: Yes?

Student: Would you punish me for smoothing I didn’t do?

Teacher: Of course not.

Student: I didn’t do my homework.

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More Laughing Time and Fun

Son: Dad, why doesn’t the law allow us to marry more than once?

Wife: It’s my bad luck that I married you. Otherwise, a lot of smart men were interested in me.

When i joke they take it seriously. When i’m serious they take it as a joke.

Teacher! Whats is the shortest month in the year? Student! May, it has only three letters.

Sometimes my brain is like the Bermuda Triangle. Information goes in and then it’s never found again.

Behind every angry woman stands a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong!

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More from Bright Star

You are in a dark room with a box of matches. Nearby are three things: a candle, an oil lamp and a log of firewood. Which do you light first?

What is the maximum possible number of times you can subtract number 5 from number 25?

“Love and kindness are never wasted. They always make a difference. They bless the one who receives them, and they bless you, the giver.”

“Don’t be afraid to start over. This time you’re not starting from scratch, you’re starting from experience.”

Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them.

“Don’t worry about those who talk behind your back, they are behind you for a reason.”

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