Son: Dad, why doesn’t the law allow us to marry more than once?

Father: Son, when you grow old you will understand that the law is protecting us.!

More Laughing Time and Fun

I love sleeping, but I never want to go to sleep early…. We stay up late every night, regret it every morning, then do it all over again.

“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”

Marriage is a Three-Ring Circus: Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, and SuffeRing.

May be if we start telling people that the brain is an app, they’ll start using it!

Why do we put Round Pizza in Square Box and eat it in Triangles? 

Wife got stung by a bee on the forehead. She’s at the doctor’s now, her face all swollen and bruised, she almost died. Husband! Luckily I was close enough to hit the bee with my shovel.

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More from Bright Star

Gates of Heaven, Bali, Indonesia

“Instead of complaining about your circumstances, get busy and create some new ones.”

Verb Tenses

It’s raining at midnight, but the forecast for tomorrow and the next day is clear. Will there be sunny weather in 48 hours?

The Secret of Your Future is Hidden in Your Daily Routine” 

“When a flower doesn’t bloom, you fix the environment in which it grows, not the flower.”

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