Wife got stung by a bee on the forehead. She’s at the doctor’s now, her face all swollen and bruised, she almost died. Husband! Luckily I was close enough to hit the bee with my shovel.

More Laughing Time and Fun

I changed my car horn to Gun Shots sounds… People move out of the way much faster now.

Marriage is a Three-Ring Circus: Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, and SuffeRing.

Yes Officer, I Did See The “Speed Limit” Sign, I Just Didn’t See You.

Teacher! “One day our country will be corruption free.” Which tense is it? Student! “Future Impossible Tense”

A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar…

They said don’t give up your dream. So i went back to sleep.

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More from Bright Star

Time is Precious, Make Sure You Spend it with the Right People

How may Circles? Can You Count it ?

The number of hours left today is half of the number already passed. What time is it?

We have Three types of Friends in Life. Friends for a Reason. Friends for a Season and Friends for a Lifetime

A new clothing store has a unique method of pricing items. Tie – $15, Vest – $20, Blouse – $30, & Underwear – $45. How much would Pants cost?

“Don’t worry about those who talk behind your back, they are behind you for a reason.”

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