May be if we start telling people that the brain is an app, they’ll start using it!

Teacher: How old is your mother?

Behind every angry woman stands a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong!

I have a Smartphone, Smart TV, Smart Fridge, and Smart AC, and I’m essentially the dumbest thing in my house.

Wife: It’s my bad luck that I married you. Otherwise, a lot of smart men were interested in me.

“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”