I love sleeping, but I never want to go to sleep early…. We stay up late every night, regret it every morning, then do it all over again.

A loyal woman is one of the greatest thing a man can have in his life but it takes a real man to realize that.

Teacher: Can you define who is lecturer?

When a Girl Says ‘What?’ It’s not because she didn’t hear you, She’s just giving you chance to change what you said.

Marriage is a Three-Ring Circus: Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, and SuffeRing.

Teacher: Test will be easy everyone will pass.