Teacher! Whats is the shortest month in the year? Student! May, it has only three letters.

Teacher: Test will be easy everyone will pass.

Marriage is a Three-Ring Circus: Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, and SuffeRing.

A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar…

Teacher! Explain Newton’s law of motion.

Wife got stung by a bee on the forehead. She’s at the doctor’s now, her face all swollen and bruised, she almost died. Husband! Luckily I was close enough to hit the bee with my shovel.