Teacher: How old is your mother?

I have a Smartphone, Smart TV, Smart Fridge, and Smart AC, and I’m essentially the dumbest thing in my house.

Teacher! Whats is the shortest month in the year? Student! May, it has only three letters.

If a dentist makes money off people with bad teeth, why would I use toothpaste that 4 out of 5 dentists recommend?

The best teacher in the world is that friend who teaches you everything 20 minutes before an exam.

Don’t break anybody’s heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206.