Teacher: “I killed a person” convert this into future tense

Student: Would you punish me for smoothing I didn’t do?

I have a Smartphone, Smart TV, Smart Fridge, and Smart AC, and I’m essentially the dumbest thing in my house.

Wife: It’s my bad luck that I married you. Otherwise, a lot of smart men were interested in me.

Son: Dad, why doesn’t the law allow us to marry more than once?

Doctor ! Are you involved in any dangerous sports? Patient ! Yes, sometime i disagree with my wife.