Sometimes my brain is like the Bermuda Triangle. Information goes in and then it’s never found again.

Teacher! Explain Newton’s law of motion.

I changed my car horn to Gun Shots sounds… People move out of the way much faster now.

If a dentist makes money off people with bad teeth, why would I use toothpaste that 4 out of 5 dentists recommend?

“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”

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