Him: “I was a fool when I married you.”
Her: “I know, but I was in love and didn’t notice.”

More Laughing Time and Fun

Wife: It’s my bad luck that I married you. Otherwise, a lot of smart men were interested in me.

If a dentist makes money off people with bad teeth, why would I use toothpaste that 4 out of 5 dentists recommend?

I have a Smartphone, Smart TV, Smart Fridge, and Smart AC, and I’m essentially the dumbest thing in my house.

I love sleeping, but I never want to go to sleep early…. We stay up late every night, regret it every morning, then do it all over again.

A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar…

I am Multi-tasking, I can Listen, Ignore & Forget at the same time.

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More from Bright Star

The best teacher in the world is that friend who teaches you everything 20 minutes before an exam.

“You can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality.”

Japan Breaks Record, Fastest Internet Speed 319 Tbps

Husband got shocked while reading his wife’s school report card…

“Show your anger when needed. People need to know what irritates you and what doesn’t. But, crucially, remain internally calm. Your anger is only a tool. Don’t become its puppet.”

Colosseum, Italy (7 Wonders of the World)

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