Teacher: Can you define who is lecturer?

Student: A lecturer is a person who has very bad habit of speaking when someone is sleeping…

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Teacher: Write Essay on Dog?

Don’t break anybody’s heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206.

I love sleeping, but I never want to go to sleep early…. We stay up late every night, regret it every morning, then do it all over again.

Wife got stung by a bee on the forehead. She’s at the doctor’s now, her face all swollen and bruised, she almost died. Husband! Luckily I was close enough to hit the bee with my shovel.

Why do we put Round Pizza in Square Box and eat it in Triangles? 

Him: “I was a fool when I married you.” Her: “I know, but I was in love and didn’t notice.”

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Peace cannot be kept by force; it can only be achieved by understanding.

“It is important that we forgive ourselves for making mistakes. We need to learn from our errors and move on.”

Which Disney film features the song ‘When You Wish Upon a Star’ ?

Student! My father’s name is LAUGHING and mother’s name is SMILING.

“Dream, dream, dream. Dreams transform into thoughts and thoughts result in action.”

How is A related to D?

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