Mother! Is there anything else important in your life except mobile? Daughter! Yes, Charger and Earphones.

When i joke they take it seriously. When i’m serious they take it as a joke.

Student: Would you punish me for smoothing I didn’t do?

I changed my car horn to Gun Shots sounds… People move out of the way much faster now.

A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar…

Teacher: “I killed a person” convert this into future tense