When i joke they take it seriously. When i’m serious they take it as a joke.

More Laughing Time and Fun

Behind every angry woman stands a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong!

Yes Officer, I Did See The “Speed Limit” Sign, I Just Didn’t See You.

Teacher! “One day our country will be corruption free.” Which tense is it? Student! “Future Impossible Tense”

Student: Would you punish me for smoothing I didn’t do?

I love sleeping, but I never want to go to sleep early…. We stay up late every night, regret it every morning, then do it all over again.

A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar…

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More from Bright Star

“That is what compassion does. It challenges our assumptions, our sense of self-limitation, worthlessness, of not having a place in the world, our feelings of loneliness and estrangement. These are narrow, constrictive states of mind. As we develop compassion, our hearts open.”

If I say “everything I tell you is a lie”, am I telling you the truth or a lie?

“Good friends are like stars. You don’t always see them, but you know they’re always there.”

It’s raining at midnight, but the forecast for tomorrow and the next day is clear. Will there be sunny weather in 48 hours?

What can you hear, but not see or touch, even though you control it?

“Your emotions are the slaves to your thoughts, and you are the slave to your emotions.”

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