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May be if we start telling people that the brain is an app, they’ll start using it!

Teacher: What happened in 1809? Student: Abraham Lincoln was born.

Mother! Is there anything else important in your life except mobile? Daughter! Yes, Charger and Earphones.

I love sleeping, but I never want to go to sleep early…. We stay up late every night, regret it every morning, then do it all over again.

If a dentist makes money off people with bad teeth, why would I use toothpaste that 4 out of 5 dentists recommend?