Doctor ! Are you involved in any dangerous sports? Patient ! Yes, sometime i disagree with my wife.

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Yes Officer, I Did See The “Speed Limit” Sign, I Just Didn’t See You.

Son: Dad, why doesn’t the law allow us to marry more than once?

They said don’t give up your dream. So i went back to sleep.

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