When a Girl Says ‘What?’ It’s not because she didn’t hear you, She’s just giving you chance to change what you said.

Teacher: How old is your mother?

I am Multi-tasking, I can Listen, Ignore & Forget at the same time.

Son: Dad, why doesn’t the law allow us to marry more than once?

Teacher: “I killed a person” convert this into future tense

Sometimes my brain is like the Bermuda Triangle. Information goes in and then it’s never found again.