“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”

I love sleeping, but I never want to go to sleep early…. We stay up late every night, regret it every morning, then do it all over again.

They said don’t give up your dream. So i went back to sleep.

Teacher: What happened in 1809? Student: Abraham Lincoln was born.

Marriage is a Three-Ring Circus: Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, and SuffeRing.

Sometimes my brain is like the Bermuda Triangle. Information goes in and then it’s never found again.

“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”