“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”

The best teacher in the world is that friend who teaches you everything 20 minutes before an exam.

Behind every angry woman stands a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong!

Wife: It’s my bad luck that I married you. Otherwise, a lot of smart men were interested in me.

“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”

Student! My father’s name is LAUGHING and mother’s name is SMILING.

They said don’t give up your dream. So i went back to sleep.