“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.” BS Team 2 years ago “People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.” More Laughing Time and Fun Yes Officer, I Did See The “Speed Limit” Sign, I Just Didn’t See You. May be if we start telling people that the brain is an app, they’ll start using it! I have a Smartphone, Smart TV, Smart Fridge, and Smart AC, and I’m essentially the dumbest thing in my house. Doctor ! Are you involved in any dangerous sports? Patient ! Yes, sometime i disagree with my wife. The best teacher in the world is that friend who teaches you everything 20 minutes before an exam. Him: “I was a fool when I married you.” Her: “I know, but I was in love and didn’t notice.” « Previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 Next » . More from Bright Star “In a new hotel containing 100 rooms, Tom was hired to paint the numbers from 1-100 on the doors. How many times will Tom have to paint the number 8?” “The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong.” Write Shapes’ Names… “Don’t lose hope. When the sun goes down, the stars come out.” A dream is not that which you see while sleeping, it is something that does not let you sleep. Mother! Is there anything else important in your life except mobile? Daughter! Yes, Charger and Earphones. « Previous 1 2 3 4 Next »
I have a Smartphone, Smart TV, Smart Fridge, and Smart AC, and I’m essentially the dumbest thing in my house.
“In a new hotel containing 100 rooms, Tom was hired to paint the numbers from 1-100 on the doors. How many times will Tom have to paint the number 8?”
Mother! Is there anything else important in your life except mobile? Daughter! Yes, Charger and Earphones.