Sometimes my brain is like the Bermuda Triangle. Information goes in and then it’s never found again.

Student! My father’s name is LAUGHING and mother’s name is SMILING.

Husband got shocked while reading his wife’s school report card…

Wife got stung by a bee on the forehead. She’s at the doctor’s now, her face all swollen and bruised, she almost died. Husband! Luckily I was close enough to hit the bee with my shovel.

Behind every angry woman stands a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong!

May be if we start telling people that the brain is an app, they’ll start using it!