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Sometimes my brain is like the Bermuda Triangle. Information goes in and then it’s never found again.
Teacher! “One day our country will be corruption free.” Which tense is it? Student! “Future Impossible Tense”
When Miguel was 6 years old, his little sister, Leila, was half his age. If Miguel is 40 years old today, how old is Leila?
“If you salute your duty, you no need to salute anybody, but if you pollute your duty, you have to salute everybody.”