“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.” BS Team 3 years ago “People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.” More Laughing Time and Fun Teacher! Whats is the shortest month in the year? Student! May, it has only three letters. If a dentist makes money off people with bad teeth, why would I use toothpaste that 4 out of 5 dentists recommend? Doctor ! Are you involved in any dangerous sports? Patient ! Yes, sometime i disagree with my wife. Student! My father’s name is LAUGHING and mother’s name is SMILING. Teacher: What happened in 1809? Student: Abraham Lincoln was born. I changed my car horn to Gun Shots sounds… People move out of the way much faster now. 1 2 3 4 5 6 Next » . More from Bright Star “There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure.” You have 10 fingers on your hands. How many fingers are there on 10 hands? The best brains of the nation may be found on the last benches of the classroom. “Don’t make a habit out of choosing what feels good over what’s actually good for you.” Behind every angry woman stands a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong! “For attractive lips, speak words of kindness… 1 2 3 4 Next »
If a dentist makes money off people with bad teeth, why would I use toothpaste that 4 out of 5 dentists recommend?
“There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure.”