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Mother! Is there anything else important in your life except mobile? Daughter! Yes, Charger and Earphones.
When a Girl Says ‘What?’ It’s not because she didn’t hear you, She’s just giving you chance to change what you said.
Wife got stung by a bee on the forehead. She’s at the doctor’s now, her face all swollen and bruised, she almost died. Husband! Luckily I was close enough to hit the bee with my shovel.
I can be hot, I can be cold, I can run and I can be still, I can be hard and I can be soft. What am I?
“Sometimes life doesn’t give you what you want, not because you don’t deserve it, but because you deserve so much more.”
Mother! Is there anything else important in your life except mobile? Daughter! Yes, Charger and Earphones.