Student! My father’s name is LAUGHING and mother’s name is SMILING.

Teacher: Write Essay on Dog?

I changed my car horn to Gun Shots sounds… People move out of the way much faster now.

Behind every angry woman stands a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong!

Wife: It’s my bad luck that I married you. Otherwise, a lot of smart men were interested in me.

“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”