A loyal woman is one of the greatest thing a man can have in his life but it takes a real man to realize that.

Yes Officer, I Did See The “Speed Limit” Sign, I Just Didn’t See You.

Teacher! What is the purpose of having school?

Teacher: What happened in 1809? Student: Abraham Lincoln was born.

They say we learn from our mistakes…. That’s why I’m making as many as possible.

I love sleeping, but I never want to go to sleep early…. We stay up late every night, regret it every morning, then do it all over again.