The best teacher in the world is that friend who teaches you everything 20 minutes before an exam.

Sometimes my brain is like the Bermuda Triangle. Information goes in and then it’s never found again.

Behind every angry woman stands a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong!

When a Girl Says ‘What?’ It’s not because she didn’t hear you, She’s just giving you chance to change what you said.

Wife got stung by a bee on the forehead. She’s at the doctor’s now, her face all swollen and bruised, she almost died. Husband! Luckily I was close enough to hit the bee with my shovel.

Teacher! Whats is the shortest month in the year? Student! May, it has only three letters.