Yes Officer, I Did See The “Speed Limit” Sign, I Just Didn’t See You.

Teacher: How old is your mother?

Doctor ! Are you involved in any dangerous sports? Patient ! Yes, sometime i disagree with my wife.

Teacher: Can you define who is lecturer?

Wife got stung by a bee on the forehead. She’s at the doctor’s now, her face all swollen and bruised, she almost died. Husband! Luckily I was close enough to hit the bee with my shovel.

They say we learn from our mistakes…. That’s why I’m making as many as possible.