They said don’t give up your dream. So i went back to sleep.

I love sleeping, but I never want to go to sleep early…. We stay up late every night, regret it every morning, then do it all over again.

I have a Smartphone, Smart TV, Smart Fridge, and Smart AC, and I’m essentially the dumbest thing in my house.

Teacher: How old is your mother?

Teacher! Whats is the shortest month in the year? Student! May, it has only three letters.

Don’t break anybody’s heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206.