Teacher! “One day our country will be corruption free.” Which tense is it?
Student! “Future Impossible Tense”

More Laughing Time and Fun

I love sleeping, but I never want to go to sleep early…. We stay up late every night, regret it every morning, then do it all over again.

Student: Would you punish me for smoothing I didn’t do?

Son: Dad, why doesn’t the law allow us to marry more than once?

Doctor ! Are you involved in any dangerous sports? Patient ! Yes, sometime i disagree with my wife.

Don’t break anybody’s heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206.

When i joke they take it seriously. When i’m serious they take it as a joke.

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More from Bright Star

May be if we start telling people that the brain is an app, they’ll start using it!

What Flies Around All Day But Never Goes Anywhere?

They say we learn from our mistakes…. That’s why I’m making as many as possible.

A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar…

“We should respect all religions and just believe in peace, kindness and harmony.”

The magic thing about home is that it feels good to leave, and it feels even better to come back.

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