Yes Officer, I Did See The “Speed Limit” Sign, I Just Didn’t See You.

Don’t break anybody’s heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206.

I love sleeping, but I never want to go to sleep early…. We stay up late every night, regret it every morning, then do it all over again.

I changed my car horn to Gun Shots sounds… People move out of the way much faster now.

Teacher! Whats is the shortest month in the year? Student! May, it has only three letters.

Him: “I was a fool when I married you.” Her: “I know, but I was in love and didn’t notice.”

Student! My father’s name is LAUGHING and mother’s name is SMILING.