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When a Girl Says ‘What?’ It’s not because she didn’t hear you, She’s just giving you chance to change what you said.
Sometimes my brain is like the Bermuda Triangle. Information goes in and then it’s never found again.
Mother! Is there anything else important in your life except mobile? Daughter! Yes, Charger and Earphones.
I have a Smartphone, Smart TV, Smart Fridge, and Smart AC, and I’m essentially the dumbest thing in my house.
Never apologize for being sensitive or emotional. It’s a sign that you have big heart, and that you aren’t afraid to let others see it. Showing your emotions is a sign of strength.