Yes Officer, I Did See The “Speed Limit” Sign, I Just Didn’t See You. BS Team 3 years ago Yes Officer, I Did See The “Speed Limit” Sign, I Just Didn’t See You. More Laughing Time and Fun Teacher! What is the purpose of having school? Sometimes my brain is like the Bermuda Triangle. Information goes in and then it’s never found again. Teacher: How old is your mother? A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar… Wife got stung by a bee on the forehead. She’s at the doctor’s now, her face all swollen and bruised, she almost died. Husband! Luckily I was close enough to hit the bee with my shovel. Doctor ! Are you involved in any dangerous sports? Patient ! Yes, sometime i disagree with my wife. « Previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 . More from Bright Star “Choose thoughts that give you the emotions of being alive and excited about life.” We have Three types of Friends in Life. Friends for a Reason. Friends for a Season and Friends for a Lifetime Never regret being a good person, to the wrong people. Your behavior says everything about you, and their behavior says enough about them. A mistake that makes you humble is better than an achievement that makes you arrogant. “Anything that costs your peace is too expensive” You can do it! « Previous 1 2 3 4
Sometimes my brain is like the Bermuda Triangle. Information goes in and then it’s never found again.
Wife got stung by a bee on the forehead. She’s at the doctor’s now, her face all swollen and bruised, she almost died. Husband! Luckily I was close enough to hit the bee with my shovel.
We have Three types of Friends in Life. Friends for a Reason. Friends for a Season and Friends for a Lifetime
Never regret being a good person, to the wrong people. Your behavior says everything about you, and their behavior says enough about them.