Teacher: Write Essay on Dog?

Wife got stung by a bee on the forehead. She’s at the doctor’s now, her face all swollen and bruised, she almost died. Husband! Luckily I was close enough to hit the bee with my shovel.

Student! My father’s name is LAUGHING and mother’s name is SMILING.

Smart Parents 01

Teacher: “I killed a person” convert this into future tense

Son: Dad, why doesn’t the law allow us to marry more than once?

A loyal woman is one of the greatest thing a man can have in his life but it takes a real man to realize that.