Teacher: Write Essay on Dog?

Son: Dad, why doesn’t the law allow us to marry more than once?

Teacher! Whats is the shortest month in the year? Student! May, it has only three letters.

Sometimes my brain is like the Bermuda Triangle. Information goes in and then it’s never found again.

Teacher: Test will be easy everyone will pass.

Wife got stung by a bee on the forehead. She’s at the doctor’s now, her face all swollen and bruised, she almost died. Husband! Luckily I was close enough to hit the bee with my shovel.

Don’t break anybody’s heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206.