Teacher: Write Essay on Dog?

I love sleeping, but I never want to go to sleep early…. We stay up late every night, regret it every morning, then do it all over again.

Don’t break anybody’s heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206.

Yes Officer, I Did See The “Speed Limit” Sign, I Just Didn’t See You.

If a dentist makes money off people with bad teeth, why would I use toothpaste that 4 out of 5 dentists recommend?

Teacher: “I killed a person” convert this into future tense

I have a Smartphone, Smart TV, Smart Fridge, and Smart AC, and I’m essentially the dumbest thing in my house.