Teacher: Write Essay on Dog?

Why do we put Round Pizza in Square Box and eat it in Triangles? 

Don’t break anybody’s heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206.

Teacher! What is the purpose of having school?

Sometimes my brain is like the Bermuda Triangle. Information goes in and then it’s never found again.

Wife: It’s my bad luck that I married you. Otherwise, a lot of smart men were interested in me.

A loyal woman is one of the greatest thing a man can have in his life but it takes a real man to realize that.