Teacher: Write Essay on Dog?

Why do we put Round Pizza in Square Box and eat it in Triangles? 

When i joke they take it seriously. When i’m serious they take it as a joke.

Marriage is a Three-Ring Circus: Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, and SuffeRing.

I have a Smartphone, Smart TV, Smart Fridge, and Smart AC, and I’m essentially the dumbest thing in my house.

Him: “I was a fool when I married you.” Her: “I know, but I was in love and didn’t notice.”

Wife got stung by a bee on the forehead. She’s at the doctor’s now, her face all swollen and bruised, she almost died. Husband! Luckily I was close enough to hit the bee with my shovel.