Teacher: Write Essay on Dog?

Teacher: What happened in 1809? Student: Abraham Lincoln was born.

“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”

May be if we start telling people that the brain is an app, they’ll start using it!

Wife: It’s my bad luck that I married you. Otherwise, a lot of smart men were interested in me.

When a Girl Says ‘What?’ It’s not because she didn’t hear you, She’s just giving you chance to change what you said.

A loyal woman is one of the greatest thing a man can have in his life but it takes a real man to realize that.