Teacher: What happened in 1809?

Student: Abraham Lincoln was born.

Teacher: What happened in 1819?

Student: Abraham Lincoln was ten years old.

More Laughing Time and Fun

I love sleeping, but I never want to go to sleep early…. We stay up late every night, regret it every morning, then do it all over again.

I changed my car horn to Gun Shots sounds… People move out of the way much faster now.

Sometimes my brain is like the Bermuda Triangle. Information goes in and then it’s never found again.

Husband got shocked while reading his wife’s school report card…

Marriage is a Three-Ring Circus: Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, and SuffeRing.

Student: Would you punish me for smoothing I didn’t do?

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More from Bright Star

 “For attractive lips, speak words of kindness…

“Don’t make a habit out of choosing what feels good over what’s actually good for you.”

Teacher: How old is your mother?

Gates of Heaven, Bali, Indonesia

If…111 = 13, 112 = 24, 113 = 35, 114 = 46, 115 = 57, Then… 116 = ?

“The only person you should strive to be better than, is the person you were yesterday. ”

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