Teacher: Write Essay on Dog?

Yes Officer, I Did See The “Speed Limit” Sign, I Just Didn’t See You.

I love sleeping, but I never want to go to sleep early…. We stay up late every night, regret it every morning, then do it all over again.

Doctor ! Are you involved in any dangerous sports? Patient ! Yes, sometime i disagree with my wife.

Him: “I was a fool when I married you.” Her: “I know, but I was in love and didn’t notice.”

Teacher! Whats is the shortest month in the year? Student! May, it has only three letters.

The best teacher in the world is that friend who teaches you everything 20 minutes before an exam.