Teacher: Write Essay on Dog? BS Team 2 years ago Teacher: Write Essay on Dog? More Laughing Time and Fun I changed my car horn to Gun Shots sounds… People move out of the way much faster now. I have a Smartphone, Smart TV, Smart Fridge, and Smart AC, and I’m essentially the dumbest thing in my house. Student! My father’s name is LAUGHING and mother’s name is SMILING. Him: “I was a fool when I married you.” Her: “I know, but I was in love and didn’t notice.” They say we learn from our mistakes…. That’s why I’m making as many as possible. Teacher! “One day our country will be corruption free.” Which tense is it? Student! “Future Impossible Tense” « Previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 Next » . More from Bright Star “Sometimes life doesn’t give you what you want, not because you don’t deserve it, but because you deserve so much more.” Which hand is it better to write with? You have to remember that the hard days are what make you stronger. Using only Addition, How do you add 8’s and get 1000? Wife got stung by a bee on the forehead. She’s at the doctor’s now, her face all swollen and bruised, she almost died. Husband! Luckily I was close enough to hit the bee with my shovel. You are in a dark room with a box of matches. Nearby are three things: a candle, an oil lamp and a log of firewood. Which do you light first? « Previous 1 2 3 4 Next »
I have a Smartphone, Smart TV, Smart Fridge, and Smart AC, and I’m essentially the dumbest thing in my house.
Teacher! “One day our country will be corruption free.” Which tense is it? Student! “Future Impossible Tense”
“Sometimes life doesn’t give you what you want, not because you don’t deserve it, but because you deserve so much more.”
Wife got stung by a bee on the forehead. She’s at the doctor’s now, her face all swollen and bruised, she almost died. Husband! Luckily I was close enough to hit the bee with my shovel.
You are in a dark room with a box of matches. Nearby are three things: a candle, an oil lamp and a log of firewood. Which do you light first?