Teacher: Write Essay on Dog?

Husband got shocked while reading his wife’s school report card…

I love sleeping, but I never want to go to sleep early…. We stay up late every night, regret it every morning, then do it all over again.

I have a Smartphone, Smart TV, Smart Fridge, and Smart AC, and I’m essentially the dumbest thing in my house.

They say we learn from our mistakes…. That’s why I’m making as many as possible.

Teacher! Explain Newton’s law of motion.

Sometimes my brain is like the Bermuda Triangle. Information goes in and then it’s never found again.