A loyal woman is one of the greatest thing a man can have in his life but it takes a real man to realize that.

“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”

Teacher! What is the purpose of having school?

They said don’t give up your dream. So i went back to sleep.

Yes Officer, I Did See The “Speed Limit” Sign, I Just Didn’t See You.

I have a Smartphone, Smart TV, Smart Fridge, and Smart AC, and I’m essentially the dumbest thing in my house.