If a dentist makes money off people with bad teeth, why would I use toothpaste that 4 out of 5 dentists recommend?

I love sleeping, but I never want to go to sleep early…. We stay up late every night, regret it every morning, then do it all over again.

When i joke they take it seriously. When i’m serious they take it as a joke.

When a Girl Says ‘What?’ It’s not because she didn’t hear you, She’s just giving you chance to change what you said.

A loyal woman is one of the greatest thing a man can have in his life but it takes a real man to realize that.

Teacher! Whats is the shortest month in the year? Student! May, it has only three letters.