A loyal woman is one of the greatest thing a man can have in his life but it takes a real man to realize that.

“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”

Him: “I was a fool when I married you.” Her: “I know, but I was in love and didn’t notice.”

Marriage is a Three-Ring Circus: Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, and SuffeRing.

A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar…

I love sleeping, but I never want to go to sleep early…. We stay up late every night, regret it every morning, then do it all over again.