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Mother! Is there anything else important in your life except mobile? Daughter! Yes, Charger and Earphones.
Wife got stung by a bee on the forehead. She’s at the doctor’s now, her face all swollen and bruised, she almost died. Husband! Luckily I was close enough to hit the bee with my shovel.