Teacher: Test will be easy everyone will pass.

Teacher: How old is your mother?

A loyal woman is one of the greatest thing a man can have in his life but it takes a real man to realize that.

“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”

Son: Dad, why doesn’t the law allow us to marry more than once?

Teacher! Explain Newton’s law of motion.

Teacher: Can you define who is lecturer?