Teacher: Test will be easy everyone will pass.

Wife: It’s my bad luck that I married you. Otherwise, a lot of smart men were interested in me.

I love sleeping, but I never want to go to sleep early…. We stay up late every night, regret it every morning, then do it all over again.

Wife got stung by a bee on the forehead. She’s at the doctor’s now, her face all swollen and bruised, she almost died. Husband! Luckily I was close enough to hit the bee with my shovel.

Teacher! Whats is the shortest month in the year? Student! May, it has only three letters.

Teacher: Write Essay on Dog?

May be if we start telling people that the brain is an app, they’ll start using it!