Teacher: Test will be easy everyone will pass.

Teacher! Whats is the shortest month in the year? Student! May, it has only three letters.

I am Multi-tasking, I can Listen, Ignore & Forget at the same time.

Yes Officer, I Did See The “Speed Limit” Sign, I Just Didn’t See You.

When a Girl Says ‘What?’ It’s not because she didn’t hear you, She’s just giving you chance to change what you said.

Mother! Is there anything else important in your life except mobile? Daughter! Yes, Charger and Earphones.

Student: Would you punish me for smoothing I didn’t do?