Teacher: Test will be easy everyone will pass. BS Team 3 years ago Teacher: test will be easy everyone will pass. Q: Which one is Red? More Laughing Time and Fun Teacher: How old is your mother? Wife: It’s my bad luck that I married you. Otherwise, a lot of smart men were interested in me. “People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.” Don’t break anybody’s heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206. Marriage is a Three-Ring Circus: Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, and SuffeRing. When i joke they take it seriously. When i’m serious they take it as a joke. « Previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 Next » . More from Bright Star “Live and act within the limit of your knowledge and keep expanding it to the limit of your life.” Which one is closest time to Midnight? “If you don’t know, the thing to do is not to get scared, but to learn.” “We should love, not fall in love, because everything that falls, gets broken.” Important keyboard Shortcuts – Ctrl A to Z “A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down.” « Previous 1 2 3 4