Wife: It’s my bad luck that I married you. Otherwise, a lot of smart men were interested in me.

Husband: Of course, they must have been smart, that’s why they escaped getting married to you!

More Laughing Time and Fun

Teacher! Whats is the shortest month in the year? Student! May, it has only three letters.

I love sleeping, but I never want to go to sleep early…. We stay up late every night, regret it every morning, then do it all over again.

Him: “I was a fool when I married you.” Her: “I know, but I was in love and didn’t notice.”

Teacher: Write Essay on Dog?

I have a Smartphone, Smart TV, Smart Fridge, and Smart AC, and I’m essentially the dumbest thing in my house.

“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”

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More from Bright Star

“If you salute your duty, you no need to salute anybody, but if you pollute your duty, you have to salute everybody.”

“When you talk, you are only repeating what you already know. But if you listen you may learn something new.”

Basic Shapes and their Meanings

Verb + Preposition List

Anyone can buy a good house, but good neighbors are priceless.

What can jump higher than a building?

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