Why do we put Round Pizza in Square Box and eat it in Triangles? 

Teacher: How old is your mother?

Son: Dad, why doesn’t the law allow us to marry more than once?

They say we learn from our mistakes…. That’s why I’m making as many as possible.

Marriage is a Three-Ring Circus: Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, and SuffeRing.

Student! My father’s name is LAUGHING and mother’s name is SMILING.

Sometimes my brain is like the Bermuda Triangle. Information goes in and then it’s never found again.