Why do we put Round Pizza in Square Box and eat it in Triangles? 

A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar…

Wife got stung by a bee on the forehead. She’s at the doctor’s now, her face all swollen and bruised, she almost died. Husband! Luckily I was close enough to hit the bee with my shovel.

Sometimes my brain is like the Bermuda Triangle. Information goes in and then it’s never found again.

Teacher! Whats is the shortest month in the year? Student! May, it has only three letters.

Teacher! “One day our country will be corruption free.” Which tense is it? Student! “Future Impossible Tense”

Why do we put Round Pizza in Square Box and eat it in Triangles?