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Wife got stung by a bee on the forehead. She’s at the doctor’s now, her face all swollen and bruised, she almost died. Husband! Luckily I was close enough to hit the bee with my shovel.
I am the beginning of everything, the end of everywhere. I am the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space. What am I?