Why do we put Round Pizza in Square Box and eat it in Triangles? 

Sometimes my brain is like the Bermuda Triangle. Information goes in and then it’s never found again.

Student! My father’s name is LAUGHING and mother’s name is SMILING.

I changed my car horn to Gun Shots sounds… People move out of the way much faster now.

When i joke they take it seriously. When i’m serious they take it as a joke.

They say we learn from our mistakes…. That’s why I’m making as many as possible.

Wife: It’s my bad luck that I married you. Otherwise, a lot of smart men were interested in me.