Why do we put Round Pizza in Square Box and eat it in Triangles? 

Yes Officer, I Did See The “Speed Limit” Sign, I Just Didn’t See You.

A loyal woman is one of the greatest thing a man can have in his life but it takes a real man to realize that.

Teacher! Whats is the shortest month in the year? Student! May, it has only three letters.

May be if we start telling people that the brain is an app, they’ll start using it!

Him: “I was a fool when I married you.” Her: “I know, but I was in love and didn’t notice.”

I have a Smartphone, Smart TV, Smart Fridge, and Smart AC, and I’m essentially the dumbest thing in my house.