Teacher: Can you define who is lecturer?

I love sleeping, but I never want to go to sleep early…. We stay up late every night, regret it every morning, then do it all over again.

Student! My father’s name is LAUGHING and mother’s name is SMILING.

Why do we put Round Pizza in Square Box and eat it in Triangles? 

Teacher: How old is your mother?

Teacher! “One day our country will be corruption free.” Which tense is it? Student! “Future Impossible Tense”