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Teacher: Write Essay on Dog?

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Behind every angry woman stands a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong!

Teacher: What happened in 1809? Student: Abraham Lincoln was born.

Him: “I was a fool when I married you.” Her: “I know, but I was in love and didn’t notice.”

Sometimes my brain is like the Bermuda Triangle. Information goes in and then it’s never found again.

Wife got stung by a bee on the forehead. She’s at the doctor’s now, her face all swollen and bruised, she almost died. Husband! Luckily I was close enough to hit the bee with my shovel.

I love sleeping, but I never want to go to sleep early…. We stay up late every night, regret it every morning, then do it all over again.

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A dream is not that which you see while sleeping, it is something that does not let you sleep.

How can you go 10 days without sleep?

Four cars come to a four way stop, all coming from a different direction. They can’t decide who got there first, so they all go forward at the same time. They do not crash into each other, but all four cars go. How is this possible?

“To me, beauty is natural beauty. If you’re naturally yourself, you’re beautiful.”

“The spirit of democracy is not a mechanical thing to be adjusted by abolition of forms. It requires change of heart.”

Silence isn’t empty. It’s full of answers

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