Teacher: Write Essay on Dog?

Don’t break anybody’s heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206.

Wife got stung by a bee on the forehead. She’s at the doctor’s now, her face all swollen and bruised, she almost died. Husband! Luckily I was close enough to hit the bee with my shovel.

I love sleeping, but I never want to go to sleep early…. We stay up late every night, regret it every morning, then do it all over again.

Marriage is a Three-Ring Circus: Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, and SuffeRing.

Wife: It’s my bad luck that I married you. Otherwise, a lot of smart men were interested in me.

Doctor ! Are you involved in any dangerous sports? Patient ! Yes, sometime i disagree with my wife.