Teacher: Write Essay on Dog?

Son: Dad, why doesn’t the law allow us to marry more than once?

Teacher: How old is your mother?

Student! My father’s name is LAUGHING and mother’s name is SMILING.

Don’t break anybody’s heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206.

The best teacher in the world is that friend who teaches you everything 20 minutes before an exam.

When a Girl Says ‘What?’ It’s not because she didn’t hear you, She’s just giving you chance to change what you said.